You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
(Source: dboybaker, via bigmouth-strikes-again-baby)
My boyfriend showed me this video yesterday. It’s pretty awesome. Hope it makes some of you feel better too.